1, 2, 3, 4 to ``1, 2, 3, 4'' by Feist

One, two, three, four
Tell me we can get one more
Swing right, pro life
It's what you were appointed for
Young teenage skanks are lined out the door
Give them some condoms; they're back with cold sores

John, you're changing the court
Back to the alley if you want to abort

Harvard Law School, tried to make you pro-choice
Casey and Roe opponents will soon rejoice
Those teenage girls in the back of their Saabs
No more intercourse; it's back to blow jobs

John, aren't you appalled?
John, please reverse Griswold

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine or ten
You know from Catholic school life begins at conception
One, two, three, four five six, nine or ten
But don’t catch a ride home with that OBGYN

Oh, they'll go cross state lines
Oh, doctors will get fines
Oh, their boyfriends will mourn
But, they'll get used to porn
Wooooo, internet porn

This is Roberts' court
We’re here to support
This is Roberts' court
Don’t let them abort


One, two, three, four,
Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless, long nights
That is what my youth was for
Oh, teenage hopes arrive at your door
Left you with nothing, but they want some more

Oh, oh, oh - you're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh - you know who you are

Sweetheart, bitter heart, now I can't tell you apart
Cozy and cold, put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie

Oh, oh, oh - you're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh - you know who you are

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

Oh, oh, oh - you're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh - you know who you are
Oh, oh, oh - you're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh - you know who you are
Who you are

For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart
For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart