Columbia Law Revue

Beach Boys Medley

to "Little Deuce Coupe," "Barbara Ann" and ""Fun, Fun, Fun" by The Beach Boys

Incomplete Note
Wish I knew what to write
Incomplete Note
Wish I knew what to write

Well I'm through writin’ for
The evening my friend
I think I'll forget it
‘Til my fingers mend
No more ideas left to test
If they carry the load
Cuz if I think of one more angle
My head'll explode – It's my
Incomplete note
Wish I knew what to write
It's my incomplete note
Wish I knew what to write

Just an incomplete note
With some missing cites
And a thesis that's as toothless
As my Grandma's bite
It's missing Section Two
Also Four and Five
Footnotes to Wikipedia
Almost fifty times – It’s my
Incomplete note
Wish I knew what to write
It's my incomplete note
Wish I knew what to write

I've got a faculty advis-
-or who hates her career
And my editor makes Al-
-berto look sincere
And if that ain’t enough to make me lose my mind
There's one more thing
I've got the carpal tunnel

I wish this was a class
‘Cause it's all I do
When I make it with my girl I
Bring the keyboard too
I can't sleep or work out
And it's hard to read
My eyes get crossed and
My fingers bleed – It's my
Incomplete note
Wish I knew what to write

It's my incomplete note (x5)
Wish I knew what to write

Ah, Ba ba ba ba Barbara Schatz
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Schatz

Oh Barbara Schatz, she's where it's at
Barbara Schatz
She's got me 501c3-in, and
501c4-in
Barbara Schatz ba ba
Ba Barbara Schatz

Nonprofit orgs
Small business bores
Met Barbara Schatz
Then I knew what they were for

It's Barbara Schatz, she's the mack
She's got me 501c3-in, and
501c4-in
Barbara Schatz ba ba
Ba ba ba ba black sheep

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Schatz
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Schatz

Oh Barbara Schatz,
what rhymes with Schatz?!
Avery Katz!
She's got me 501c3-in, and
501c4-in
Barbara Schatz, ba ba
Ba Barbara Schatz

Tried Jane Spinak
Silvers was an act
I liked Zulack
But I knew I must go back to

Barbara Schatz, she's the mack
She's got me
501c3-in, and
501c4-in
Barbara Schatz ba ba
Ba Barbara Schatz

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Schatz
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Schatz
Barbara Schatz
and Avery Katz
for contracts
They got me 501c3-in, and
501c4-in
Avery Katz and ba
Ba Barbara Schatz

Barbara Schatz, Barbara Schatz
Oh, Barbara Schatz, Barbara Schatz
Yeah, Barbara Schatz, Barbara Schatz
Barbara Schatz, Barbara Schatz
She's got me 501c3-in, and
501c4-in
Barbara Schatz ba ba
Ba Barbara Schatz

Well the offer's prestigious
And she's movin' all her politics right now
Seems she forgot all about the Obama Presidential campaign now
And with talk radio blasting runs to Hamburger fast as she can now

And she'll have
fun fun fun
‘Til Scalia takes the laptop away

Well, the Ninth Circuit hates her
‘Cause she thinks like a fascist pig, now
Makes the Republican convention look like a Pity Party of Peace, now
The other clerks talk about her
Cuz she works so hard she don't go out, now

And she'll have
Fun fun fun
‘Til Scalia takes the laptop away

Well you knew all along
That Ruth Bader had got wise to you now
And since she got inside your head
You’ve been thinking that you got it all wrong now
But you should find a way to think
For yourself ‘cause clerking won’t pay the rent now

And you'll have
Fun fun fun
When Scalia takes the laptop away

Little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
Little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got

Well I'm not braggin' babe
So don't put me down
But I've got the fastest set
Of wheels in town
When something comes up to me
He don't even try
Cause if (it) had a set of wings
Man I know she could fly
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
My little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got

Just a little deuce coupe
With a flathead mill
But she'll walk a Thunderbird
Like she's standin' still
She's ported and relieved
And she's stroked and bored
She'll do a hundred and forty
In the top end floored
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got
My little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got

She's got a competition clutch
With the four on the floor
And she purrs like a kitten
'Til the Lake Pipes roar
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy

And comin' off the line
When the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water
Like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape
And it's hard to steer
When I get rubber
In all four gears
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got

She's my little deuce coupe (x5)
You don't know what I got

Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann

Oh Barbara Ann, take my hand
Barbara Ann
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barbara Ann ba ba
Ba Barbara Ann

Went to a dance
Lookin' for romance
Saw Barbara Ann
So I thought I'd take a chance

With Barbara Ann, take my hand
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barbara Ann ba ba
Ba ba ba ba black sheep

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann

Barbara Ann
Take my hand
Barbara Ann
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barbara Ann ba ba
Ba Barbara Ann

Tried Peggy Sue
Tried Betty Lou
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew she wouldn't do

Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann
Take my hand
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barbara Ann ba ba
Ba Barbara Ann

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Take my hand
Barbara Ann
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barbara Ann ba ba
Ba Barbara Ann

Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann
Oh, Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann
Yeah, Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barbara Ann ba ba
Ba Barbara Ann

Well she got her daddy's car
And she cruised through the hamburger stand now
Seems she forgot all about the library like she told her old man now
And with the radio blasting goes cruising just as fast as she can now

And she'll have
Fun fun fun
`Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away

Well the girl's cant stand her
`Cause she walks looks and drives like an ace now
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now
A lotta guys try to catch her
But she leads them on a wild goose chase now

And she'll have
Fun fun fun
`Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away

Well you knew all along
That your dad was gettin' wise to you now
And since he took your set of keys
You've been thinking that your fun is all through now
But you can come along with me
`Cause we gotta a lot of things to do now

And we'll have
Fun fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away

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