Lyrics

Blame NYU

to "Blame Canada" from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Students Times have changed Our school is going down If we don't get more careful we won't be the best in town Should we blame the students? Or blame the faculty? Or should we blame the Dean up in old JG? No! Blame NYU! Blame NYU! WIth their liberal values, their rapid rise in U.S. News Blame NYU! Blame NYU! We need to each pick up a gun, head south on the 1 Professor Lynch Don't blame me for my exam The staff at Student Services is dumber than a ham Students And our classrooms they once had enough room for us all But now the Crim Law kids are sitting out in the hall Well? Blame NYU! Blame NYU! It seems that everything's gone wrong since NYU came along Blame NYU! Blame NYU! They're not even a real Ivy anyway Professor Shechtman In Evidence class I help future lawyers help the mob Students fighting to get in often murder, rape, and rob Students Should we blame Dean Milligan raising class size every year? Or the bursars who collect tuition and cheer? Heck no! Blame NYU! Blame NYU! With their Root-Tilden whoop-de-doo And that prick John Sexton too Blame NYU! Shame on NYU! With their violet brochures, their hip downtown scene Their West Village fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself Well? Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hubbabaloo And that bitch Anne Murray too Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! The smut we must stop, the trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before someone thinks of blaming us!

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