Lyrics

Columbia, Fuck Yeah!

to "America, Fuck Yeah!" from Team America: World Police

Columbia... Columbia... Columbia, FUCK YEAH! Learning the law so we’re motherfucking paid yeah Columbia, FUCK YEAH! Maybe we'll get to clerk one day yeah Chief Justice we welcome you to our fucking badass school! Columbia, FUCK YEAH! Freedom of speech until it's obscenity Columbia, FUCK YEAH! Roberts going to rule when he comes to school now It's the dream we all share; it’s the hope for a clerkship FUCK YEAH! NYC, FUCK YEAH! Alma Mater, FUCK YEAH! Ham Del, FUCK YEAH! Hunger Strikes, FUCK YEAH! Ivy League, FUCK YEAH! Roti Roll, FUCK YEAH! Morningside, FUCK YEAH! Gentrified, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Schizer, FUCK YEAH! Velvet chairs, FUCK YEAH! Harlem, FUCK YEAH! Minutemen, FUCK YEAH! Koronet's, FUCK YEAH! Dean's Cup, FUCK YEAH! Coffee, FUCK YEAH! Undergrads, FUCK YEAH! LLMs, FUCK YEAH! Ahmadinejad (Fuck HIM, Fuck yeah) EIP, FUCK YEAH! Doubletree, FUCK YEAH! Number 4, FUCK YEAH! CalSoc, FUCK YEAH! Tuition, FUCK YEAH! Shitty gym, FUCK YEAH! Student loans, FUCK YEAH! Human Rights, FUCK YEAH! PILFs, FUCK YEAH! Corporate Law (corporate law) NYU Bums

America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah Terrorist your game is through, `cause now you have to answer to America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now It's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! McDonald's, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney World, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed Bath and Beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Democrats, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (Republicans) (Fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Sportsmanship Books

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