Columbia Law Revue

Confirmation

to ``Who Are You?'' by The Who

John Roberts,
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Chief Justice,
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
John Roberts,
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Chief Justice,
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh.

They called you up to replace Sandy
But you got the Rehnquist spot
The Republicans liked your style and grace
And half the Democrats found you hot

We're persecuted in Liberaltown
But you know we need prestige
Now with you presiding over Stone Moot
We hope you never leave

Well, welcome John (John Roberts, ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
To Columbia Law School (Chief Justice, ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Make yourself at home (John Roberts, ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
Sit your sweet ass down right here (Chief Justice, ooh ooh, ooh ooh)

Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

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