Drapkin Shake to ``Jailhouse Rock'' by Elvis Presley

Big disappointment for Revue today
Head of the Supreme Court was comin' our way
Law Revue's the welcome party, we've been told
But then Justice Roberts left us out in the cold
Let's shake, everybody, let's shake
If you got a law-induced headache
Get dancin' to the Drapkin Shake

Schizer threw a party in the Drapkin space
Law Revue was there with drums, axe, and bass
We started swinging as the band members played
Turnin' our lemons into lemonade
Let's shake, everybody, let's shake
If you got a law-induced headache
Get dancin' to the Drapkin Shake

Robbie Weinstock took his bass for walk
Shamos taught his keys the proper way to rock
Donovan and May made so much noise
That Ash needed earplugs just to hang with these boys
Let's shake, everybody, let's shake
If you got a law-induced headache
Get dancin' to the Drapkin Shake

Take a guess who had the nerve to show his face
Roberts, already there in the party space
Hiding in the corner with a bartending girl
When the music started they began to whirl
Let's shake, everybody, let's shake
If you got a law-induced headache
Get dancin' to the Drapkin Shake

Johnny told the cast that he liked their style
He hadn't rocked out in quite a while
``Of all the Moot Courts this might have been the best,
But now, I'm gonna perform my one-prong test''
Let's shake, everybody, let's shake
If you got a law-induced headache
Get dancin' to the Drapkin Shake
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing
You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

Number forty-seven said to number three
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

The sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, for heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

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