Columbia Law Revue

Dude Looks Like a Liberal

to “Dude Looks Like a Lady” by Aerosmith

Chorus: That, that, dude looks like a liberal (x4)

Cruised into Lenfest Café
He’s eating salad, sipping a latte
Reading Al Franken slamming the Right
Babe your hemp necklace makes me wanna bang you through the night (all night)

That, that
That, that

At lunch we’re havin’ the time
Of our lives until somebody say
“Remember when in Washington Heights
When you whipped out your gun and blew that *!#& away!” (Yeah!)

Chorus

So never judge a book by it’s cover
He might endorse torture undercover
He’ll say “Government’s fine, but when it’s all on the line
I earned the money for my Lexus, those poor shits should get a job!

Chorus

Low taxes, judicial restraint (Bush was right the whole time)
Low taxes, judicial restraint (Abu Ghraib – that ain’t no crime)
Low taxes, judicial restraint (Serve the cause in Iraq)
Low taxes, judicial restraint (So what, if you, never, come back)

Oo, what a strange conservative
Oo, he like it, like it, like it, like that
Oo, he’s pretty hot though
Yowwwwww (hell, why not)

Chorus (x2)
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a liberal (x4)

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right

(That, that)
(That, that)

Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, sue me

(Guitar solo)

Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow

(That, that)
(That, that)
[Repeat and fade]

Lyrics