Food, Give Us Free Food to "Food, Glorious Food" from Oliver!

What is it we're waiting for
Outside JG 104
We're just here to get some pizza!
Every day at 12:15
We sniff out the luncheon scene
Where we all can sneak some pizza!
We do not care how much cash your club spent
To feed all its members and guests
No, that's not gonna stop us from eating our fill
And we're not staying for the meeting

Food, give us free food
That's all that we came for
We'll sneak out the door
Once we've made our big score
Each day we raid lecture halls
We know it's bad manners
Still, we track the lunches in
Our day planners!
Food, give us free food
We don't want to buy it
From Lenfest Cafe
Sushi's not on our diet
We know you can't throw us out
So what if we're rude?
For food, wonderful food
Glorious food! We want free food!

Food, feed us some soon
CJAN, BLSA, and LALSA
PILF, EASLS, Qanun
Outlaws or APALSA
Group members who skipped their lunch
What a bunch of suckers
We all beat you to the punch
Stupid fu—!
Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Two helpings, or three or four
Latecomers are screwed
Oh food! Gotta get food!
Wonderful food
Marvelous food
Fabulous food
Beautiful food
Give us free food!
Is it worth the waiting for
If we live till eighty-four
All we ever get is gruel!
Every day we say our prayer
Will they change the bill of fare
Still we get the same old gruel!
There is not a crust, not a crumb can we find
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imagine

Food, glorious food
Hot sausage and mustard
While we're in the mood
Cold jelly and custard
Pease pudding and saveloys
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys
Indigestion
Food, glorious food
We're anxious to try it
Three banquets a day
Our favourite diet
Just picture a great big steak
Fried, roasted or stewed
Oh, food, wonderful food,
Marvelous food, glorious food!

Food, glorious food
What is there more handsome
Gulped, swallowed or chewed
Still worth a kin's ransom
What is it we dream about
What brings on a sigh
Piled peaches and cream about
Six feet high
Food, glorious food
Eat right through the menu
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite
In this interlude
The food, once again, food
Wonderful food
Marvelous food
Fabulous food
Beautiful food
Glorious food!

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