Harlem Gentrification to "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Morningside's low on space, gotta find a new location
The Upper West Side is priced too high for us to try their patience
But look nearby, why don't we try Harlem gentrification

It's the edge of the isle so there won't be an investigation
It's called eminent domain—insane!—a nice state-funded donation
Our place is poor and they need more Harlem gentrification

Bulldoze this low income hell
It's progress that we're making
'Cause post-Kelo, it's quid pro quo
Private use is not a "taking"

(chorus)
It's need, not greed
We'll seize your deed
Columbia gentrification
Columbia gentrification

Manhattanville, they have to build and evict our population
Our neighborhood pride will be denied by their legal expropriation
And they don't care if the price is fair: Harlem gentrification

Bollinger's wanted just one thing ever since his coronation
Schizer, can you bring the king some legal justification?
'Cause we want more than number four: Harlem gentrification

Pack your bags, put on your rags
It's not discrimination
Make your peace, sell us your lease
You might get compensation

(chorus)

Construction leads to the noble goal of higher education
And as implied we will provide monetary lubrication
I hear it's lovely in the Bronx: Harlem gentrification

Take this Metro card and go
I hear Queens is much warmer
Not gonna stop until we've got
Starbucks on every corner

(chorus)


Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication

It's the edge of the world and all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East—at least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin, is this your chin
Or is that war your waging

(chorus)
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me, girl, be my fairy to the world, be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard, it's Californication

Space may be the final frontier, but it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain, can you hear the spheres singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away, it's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation

(chorus)

Destruction leads to a very rough road, but it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are, to a girl's guitar, they're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you're craving

(chorus)