House of the Roberts Court to ``House of the Rising Sun'' by The Animals

There is a Court in Washington
They tell me it's Supreme
I'll slave for you, Chief Justice, John
Together we will scheme

I always wished to clerk for you
Gunned my way through class
Bluebooked twenty thousand notes
All to kiss your ass

Now the only thing Ol' Roberts needs
Is to check our Bill of Rights
Those Amendments say there's privacy
It's there in black and white

O Stevens, tell your children,
That you only write dissents
We'll live to be one hundred thirty-three
Kiss my jurisprudence

Well he's got one hand on the Bible
The other's on your thigh
We just appointed President John McCain
So kiss Roe v. Wade goodbye

Well there is a Court in Washington
My Lord, it's so Supreme
While it's been the ruin of many of your rights
It's the star of our wet dreams


There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one