Columbia Law Revue

I'm Too Brilliant

to "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

Professor Monaghan

I'm too brilliant for this class
Too brilliant for this class
You morons annoy me!

I'm too smart to state the case
I ramble, you're in space
It shows on your face
And I talk down to Supreme Court
They don't know the import
My views they can't sort

And my class isn't for the weaklings
It isn't for you slackers
No way I'm explaining that

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I'm a professor you know I'm the best
And I showcase my genius in the classroom
In the classroom, in the classroom
I'll blow your little minds in the classroom

I'm too brilliant for Lou Henkin
Those Con Law profs are clueless
Only Metzger knows
And I'm too brilliant for my book
They dumbed it down just look
Hart and Wechsler forsook

(chorus)

I'm too brilliant for this, too smart to do this, too genius for you

(chorus)

I'm too brilliant for this class
Too brilliant for this class
Poor stupid, poor brainless class
I'm too brilliant for Fed Courts
Too brilliant for Fed Courts
Yeah, no one can teach me

And I'm too brilliant for this song

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

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I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that

(chorus)

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my

(chorus)

I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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