Columbia Law Revue

Janie's Mom

to "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne

Janie's mom has got it goin' on
Janie's mom has got it goin' on
Janie's mom has got it goin' on
Janie's mom has got it goin' on

Janie, can I come over after school?
We can talk about the copyright rule
Has your mom hired all of her law clerks yet?
If you put in the good word, she'd hire me, I bet
You know, I'm not the dumb 1L that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby, can't you see

Janie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Janie, won't you please, just go write a rec for me
I know the odds are long, but I wanna clerk for Janie's mom

Janie's mom has got it goin' on
Janie's mom has got it goin' on

Janie, I was in your Legal Methods class
I skipped a lot and when called on I would always pass
I never really liked reading or hard work
But I still want the prestige of being your mom's clerk
And I know that it seems like just a fantasy
But since I learned to brief, your mom could use a guy like me

Janie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Janie, won't you please, just ignore my transcript's C's
Send a rec along, 'cause I wanna clerk for Janie's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can I come over after school?
We can hang around by the pool
Did your mom get back from her business trip?
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby, can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
Your mom came out with just a towel on
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

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