Lyrics

Lips Don't Lie

to "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira

Students Vice Dean up in here tonight No signing, no signing And Mephistopheles up in here Just sign it, just sign it She-Devil, She-Devil! Vice Dean I really can't believe I'm contemplating this I'm just so sick of always getting dissed By all the Yalies (one!), and Harvard (two!), and Stanford (three!) (NYU, NYU!) Devil Oh, Deany, when you talk like that You make the devil go mad So be wise, and sign on The dotted line of my contract Oh, I'm on tonight You know my lips don't lie And my offer's binding on All of our actions, contractions We'll put down all the dissenting factions Students Hey, Dean, we can see your mind is turning But you've got to be crazy And you haven't the slightest notion What she is proposing But once you draw blood and sign the form You'll begin to transform from Ginsburg to Roberts We really thought you were perceptive—but you don't get it You've got no chance of making it Vice Dean I never really knew she could promise all this She's making me want to run the risk Columbia (one!), then Harvard (two!), and Stanford (three!) (Rank Yale at thirty!) Devil Oh, Deany, when you talk like that You make the devil go mad So be wise, and sign on The dotted line of my contract Students Oh, she's on tonight You know her lips don't lie And we're starting to feel he'll sign Devil Come on, let's rock, tick tock All I need, baby, is your John Hancock Oh, I know I'm on tonight You know my lips don't lie And you know you want to sign Your heart beats, your head spins Don't you see, baby, this way we both win Students Oh boy, we can see your mind is moving You don't stand a chance Vice Dean I don't, don't really know what I'm doing But you seem to have a plan Columbia will attain Law school's holy grail now, grail now The top ranking's our plan, shake my hand, and we'll go Seize our claim to fame I never really knew she could promise all this She's making me want to run the risk Columbia (one!), then Harvard (two!), and Stanford (three!) (Rank Yale at thirty!) Devil Oh, baby, when you talk like that I can see I've got you hypnotized So be wise, and sign on The dotted line of my contract Students Morningside, feel the rumble Beelzebub has just come for Columbia! Devil Oh, we're on tonight My lips don't lie And now your soul is mine Come on, let's go, 'cause you know Close your eyes, make a wish, and then blow Oh, you know we're on tonight And my lips don't lie Columbia's finally mine Now all my fun can begin Baby, watch out, this is how I win! (He signed it, he signed it!)

Ladies up in here tonight No fighting, no fighting We got the refugees up in here No fighting, no fighting Shakira, Shakira! I never really knew that she could dance like this She makes a man wants to speak Spanish Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira) Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body And I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see baby, this is perfection Hey, girl, I can see your body moving And it's driving me crazy And I didn't have the slightest idea Until I saw you dancing And when you walk up on the dance floor Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it So you can keep on shaking it I never really knew that she could dance like this She makes a man want to speak Spanish Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira) Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body And I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel you, boy Come on, let's go, real slow Don't you see, baby, asi es perfecto Oh, I know I'm on tonight My hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see, baby, this is perfection Oh boy, I can see your body moving Half animal, half man I don't, don't really know what I'm doing But you seem to have a plan My will and self-restraint Have come to fail now, fail now See, I'm doing what I can, but I can't, so you know That's a bit too hard to explain I never really knew that she could dance like this She makes a man want to speak Spanish Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira) Oh, baby, when you talk like that You know you got me hypnotized So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body Senorita, feel the conga Let me see you move like you come from Colombia! I'm on tonight My hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel you, boy Come on, let's go, real slow Baby, like this is perfecto Oh, you know I'm on tonight And my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right The attraction, the tension Baby, like this is perfection (No fighting, no fighting!)

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