Mr. Republicano to "Mr. Roboto" by Styx

Domo arigato, Republicano
Mata ahoo hima de
Domo arigato, Republicano
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering how I live (From a red state, he's from a red state)
As a conservative (From a red state, he's from a red state)
Decisions you'll forgive (From a red state, he's from a red state)
I am conservative

I've got a secret I've been hiding
From all my friends
My political registration
Is Republican
I don't agree with many cases
Like Roe v. Wade
My views are very unpopular
But I won't be swayed
I won't be swayed, I won't be swayed
Bush definitely won Miami Dade

I'm not a Republican without feeling
I'm not what you think
I don't support gay marriage
But you can wear pink
I'm not a member of the NRA
Forget what you know
I'm just a girl who advocates
Fiscal control
Financial control, with taxes so low
States in control, no birth control

I am conservative (From a red state, he's from a red state)
Alone amidst the libs (From a red state, he's from a red state)
I must attempt to hide (From a red state, he's from a red state)
So I'll take human rights!

Domo arigato, Republicano, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Republicano, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Republicano, domo, domo

Thank you very much
Republicano
For having the views
Nobody wants to
And thank you very much
Republicano
For helping me decide
Just when I needed to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

There are not many fans
Of us Republicans
The Dems don't understand
They never take a stand

It's time to end my lies (From a red state, he's from a red state)
And shake off this disguise (From a red state, he's from a red state)
Now everyone will know (From a red state, he's from a red state)
The way in which I vote!

I'm conservative!
Conservative!
Conservative!
Conservative!


Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ahoo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Machine or mannequin (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding
Under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling
My brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely
Don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone
And somewhere to hide
To keep me alive, just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions
I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems
So we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour
Forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances
Went beyond his control
Beyond my control, we all need control
I need control, we all need control

I am the modren man (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Who hides behind a mask (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
So no one else can see (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
My true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo

Thank you very much
Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that
Nobody wants to
And thank you very much
Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape
Just when I needed to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see
Too much technology
Machines to save our lives
Machines dehumanize

The time has come at last (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
To throw away this mask (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Now everyone can see (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
My true identity!

I'm Kilroy!
Kilroy!
Kilroy!
Kilroy!