Lyrics

Quit the Joke, Dorf

to "Hit the Road, Jack" by Ray Charles

(chorus) Quit the jokes, Dorf And don't you crack jokes no more, no more, no more, no more Quit the jokes, Dorf And don't you crack jokes no more Oh students, oh students y' ain't laughin' at me You're the dullest ol' students I ever did see Well, I guess your funny bones are broke I'll have to crack another joke (Heck no!) (chorus) Now, students did you hear about the case Asahi? They used to make beer and tires, you see The Court had a strong suspicion There wasn't no personal jurisdiction Well, I guess if it ain't a tort I'll split like the Supreme Court (Please do!) (chorus)

(chorus) Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more Old woman, old woman, don't treat me so mean You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen I guess if you said so I'd have to pack my things and go (That's right!) (chorus) Now baby, listen baby, don't ya treat me this-a way 'Cause I'll be back on my feet some day Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood You ain't got no money and you just ain't no good Well, I guess if you say so I'd have to pack my things and go (That's right!) (chorus)

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