Lyrics

This Magic Program

to “This Magic Moment” as performed by The Misfits

This Magic Program They call ExamSoft Was doing just fine Until I clicked 'Begin' And then my laptop exploded! Into a burst of flames Customer Service You cost me an A Written by monkeys (tested by junkies) Paid for by Republicans (cokehead Republicans) Everything I ever wrote Going up in black smoke This magic program Frozen like Eskimo dick Will be frozen forever Forever till the end of time Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh We won't cheat (promise not to cheat) Or IM each other (swear on your mother) Let us write it on fucking Word Goddamnit! I need a pen. This magic program Just needs a laxative Then it'll work just fine "Put down your pens--that's time!!" Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh

This magic moment So different and so new Was like any other Until I kissed you And then it happened It took me by surprise I knew that you felt it too By the look in your eyes Sweeter than wine (sweeter than wine) Softer than a summer night (softer than a summer night) Everything I wanna have (everything, everything) Whenever I hold you tight This magic moment (this magic moment) While your lips are close to mine Will last forever Forever till the end of time Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Sweeter than wine (sweeter than wine) Softer than a summer night (softer than a summer night) Everything I wanna have Whenever I hold you tight This magic moment While your lips are close to mine Will last forever Forever till the end of time Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh

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